Q: Is that you in your profile picture?
Q: Are there any other pictures of you on your blog?
A: Nope, and there’s a very good chance I won’t post any. I don’t particularly like taking pictures of myself, and the blog is meant to be an expression of my sexual thoughts, not a place where I post nudes.
Q: Will you exchange pics with me?
A: No. For the most part, getting pictures from a random person I’ve never met doesn’t really do much for me. (And sorry, guys, but there’s like a 0.01 percent chance that I want to see your cock.)
Q: Can I have your phone number?
A: Are you familiar with the phrase “hell no”?
Q: Will you Skype, sext, have phone sex or trade dirty messages with me?
Q: Can I submit a picture?
A: Of course, but 99.6 percent of the time, I don’t post or comment on submissions.
Q: Where do you live?
A: The East Coast. And no, I won’t be more specific.
Q: Can you post more videos?
A: I reblog things that come across my dash that I find hot. Simple as that. Sometimes it’s a video, but most of the time it’s a still or a gif.
Q: Why didn’t you answer my question?
A: Maybe you asked something that is covered in the FAQs or my blog description or has already been asked a bunch of times (here are the questions I’ve already answered). Or maybe I just haven’t gotten to it; I’m terrible about responding to messages. Or maybe I just didn’t get it; this is Tumblr, after all. Or maybe I just didn’t want to. :)
Q: Are you always this bitchy?
A: Only on days that end with Y. :)